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  • America made some really strange things for its 250th birthday

    America made some really strange things for its 250th birthday

    Unsurprisingly, the United States of America found a lot of ways to celebrate its own birthday this year. Modesty never was one of our strong suits.

    Events held to mark the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence included concerts, reenactments, and Ultimate Fighting Championship matches on the White House lawn that future historians will have to grapple with someday.

    Then there was the stuff: the products, promotions, and items people and companies created to commemorate, or to capitalize off of, the Semiquincentennial. Since receiving the first news release for 250th merchandise on Jan. 5, I’ve been collecting the more unusual items I’ve come across that were created in the name of this nation’s birthday.

    As summer comes to a close, I’d like share my anthropological findings with you.

    Bobbleheads of state

    The National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum in Milwaukee, Wis., has made a bobblehead for almost every pop culture figure and event over the last couple years. There’s a few of Pope Leo, two of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (“Old Sitch” and “New Sitch”), and one of Jimothy, the raccoon from Seattle who’s believed to have short spine syndrome and went viral earlier this year.

    But the most improbable bobble — one seemingly even more difficult to create than a raccoon who appears to have no neck — is one without a head at all.

    An image from the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum of its Declaration of Independence bobble created for the nation’s 250th anniversary.Courtesy of the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum

    The Declaration of Independence bobble is among a series of 16 bobbleheads made for the nation’s 250th. It consists of a facsimile of the document that bounces back and forth on a small, brown pedestal with a magnifying glass on it.

    The company confidently states that this is “the first bobble of Declaration of Independence,” and I’m pretty sure I don’t need to fact check that. Because when others ask: “Why in the world?” the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum asks: Why not? And make it bounce!

    Nothing says “Happy 250th birthday, America” like a bobblehead Phanatic riding a bald eagle.Stephanie Farr / Staff

    The Phillies and FOCO also got into the commemorative bobblehead game by creating one of the Phanatic in an Uncle Sam hat confidently riding a bald eagle like it was his hot dog cannon ATV. The eagle (who alas, is not Swoop) stands upon a podium wrapped with a banner that reads: “We the Phillies 250.” Sadly, it’s only available at the New Era Phillies Team Store at Citizens Bank Park and sadly, that store is no longer carrying the Liberty Bell Phillies cap I went in for when I spotted this.

    Ghee whiz!

    You butter believe the Pennsylvania Farm Show churned out one of the most epic nods to our nation’s 250th back in January when it unveiled a sculpture of three Founding Fathers signing the Declaration of Independence — made out of 1,000 pounds of Land O’ Lakes butter.

    The sculptors, Jim Victor and Marie Pelton of Conshohocken, also added glasses of milk into the Founding Fathers’ hands in order to buttermilk the dairy theme. Also depicted in the sculpture are the Liberty Bell and Betsy Ross.

    The 2026 Pennsylvania Farm Show Butter Sculpture depicts three of the Founding Fathers signing the Declaration of Independence. Also included in the sculpture are Betsy Ross, at left, and the Liberty Bell, at right. Provided

    Just to clarify, when the Farm Show was over, the butter was spread out to Reinford Farms in Juniata County, where it was turned into renewable energy in a methane digester, according to a news release.

    One margarinely interesting fact: This isn’t the first time Benjamin Franklin has appeared in a Farm Show butter sculpture. In 1991, he was the subject of the event’s first butter sculpture, and in 2007, he was sculpted again with the Liberty Bell, according to PennLive.

    Beavers and beers

    Shirts for sale at the Buc-ee’s in Mount Crawford, Va., read “I love America and Bucee’s too.”Stephanie Farr / Staff

    Among the more head scratching T-shirts about the nation’s 250th I saw was one I spotted during my first trip to a Buc-ee’s, in Mount Crawford, Va., this May. The convenience store is a temple to merchandising and consumerism so it was no surprise its 250th T-shirt, which featured its beaver mascot in an Uncle Sam hat, read: “I love America and Buc-ee’s too.” Because nothing says I love my country like equating your affection for it with a convenience store.

    One of the 250th shirts for sale at the Independence Visitor Center this summer.Stephanie Farr / Staff

    The other baffling T-shirts I saw were closer to home. This summer the Independence Visitor Center gift store had shirts that read: “Beers and 250 Years 1776 America” and “Land of the free America 250 years and beers.”

    A shirt for sale this summer at the Independence Visitor Center seemed to equate the number of years this country has existed with how many beers it’s birthed. Or drank. It’s pretty hazy on details.Stephanie Farr / Staff

    I’m not sure who their target audience was, ale I know is they finally managed to create a shirt that makes those “Ben Drankin’” ones seem classy. If the Visitor Center wanted to wordplay on beer, they missed a huge opportunity by not making “Pursuit of hoppiness” shirts.

    Booze cues

    Speaking of alcohol, that industry really stirred things up by creating a host of intoxicating beverages to cheers 250 years with.

    When it comes to names, it’s hard to top the Semiquin-tini, a canned lemonade-and-vodka cocktail by Union Forge that comes in at 10% ABV.

    The Semiqin-tini by Union Forge is one of numerous boozy beverages created to commemorate the birth of our country.Stephanie Farr / Staff

    Out in Pittsburgh, Wigle Whiskey teamed up with the Senator John Heinz History Center to resurrect one of George Washington’s favorite spirits, Cherry Bounce. The cordial, which Washington packed canteens of on long journeys, is made of tart cherries, spice, and brandy. It clocks in at 35% ABV, so don’t go trying to cross the Delaware after consuming it.

    Wigle Whiskey’s Cherry Bounce pictured at the Senator John Heinz History Center.Courtesy of Wigle Whiskey

    At Giant, I spotted “We the People” carbonated wine by Mano’s Wine of Kansas City, Mo. It was hard not to see it because it came in garish metallic rockets-red-glare bottles that I’m sure somebody shot fireworks out of once they finished it.

    We the People carbonated wine by Mano’s Wine of Kansas City, Mo.Stephanie Farr / Staff

    Next to those bottles on the supermarket shelf was something that actually made me gasp out loud: “Tears of Gettysburg” white wine. How did someone bottle the tears of Civil War soldiers? Why did they turn it into wine? And why market it for the anniversary of the Revolutionary War?

    I had so many questions.

    Tears of Gettysburg wine from Adams County Winery.Stephanie Farr / Staff

    As it turns out, this sweet white wine (why are the tears sweet!?!) from Adams County Winery wasn’t made for the 250th, it was made for the 125th anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg in 1988 and has been around ever since.

    Hallmark moment

    I know you may not believe me, but I totally called that signing of the Declaration of Independence butter sculpture at the Farm Show. As someone who waits every year for the butter sculpture reveal, it seemed like the most obvious and absurd choice.

    What I did not expect, what none of us could have ever expected to be created to commemorate the nation’s 250th anniversary, was a Hallmark movie set in Philadelphia.

    A promotional image for “To Philly With Love,” a new Hallmark Channel movie set in Philadelphia starring Stephen Huszar and Rebecca Dalton.Courtesy of Hallmark Media

    To Philly With Love, a two-hour history-mystery-romance movie, was clearly trying to be National Treasure meets The Notebook. But that goal was doomed from the start because a hallmark of Hallmark movies is the complete lack of suspense or interesting plot. Captivating dialogue is also out.

    This movie, which was partially filmed in Philly, also included a cliché cheesesteak scene, a character with no Philly accent telling someone it’s pronounced “wooder,” and a completely tone-deaf scene filmed at the President’s House Site.

    We hold these tooths

    The Founding Fathers left “the pursuit of happiness” open to interpretation and woodn’t you know, someone found a way to pursue it with toothpicks.

    Steven J. Backman of San Francisco has made toothpick art for five decades. This year, he created a sculpture of Independence Hall out of a single toothpick to mark the Semiquincentennial.

    San Francisco artist Steven J. Backman has crafted a model of Independence Hall from a single toothpick in celebration of America’s 250th birthday this summer.Courtesy of Steven J. Backman

    A few minor points: Backman used a Diamond toothpick and cut strands off it with a straight-edged razor. He then glued pieces into place without a magnifying glass, using only his naked eyes.

    “I’m living in an American dream. … I’m doing something I love,” Backman told The Inquirer.

    Let freedom ring

    If you’ve got Semiquincentennial fever, the only prescription is more America 250-branded cowbells!

    You know what this Semiquincentennial needs…more cowbells!Courtesy of America250

    The Liberty Bell may get all the fame and glory, but these little guys — that come in red, white, or blue — are a fantastically annoying way to let people know you’ve arrived and you’re patriotic. Sure, you could play Stars and Stripes Forever on a kazoo, but it wouldn’t have the same ring to it.

    Calling these souvenirs dumbbells would be udderly incorrect. They are keepsakes intended to be herd by future generations.

  • Five key stats to remember as the Sixers enter a season with title hopes

    Five key stats to remember as the Sixers enter a season with title hopes

    One overarching question throughout next season for the 76ers will be: Is this team playing well enough to win a championship?

    As the season progresses and the Sixers figure out what works and what doesn’t for this uber-talented group, a few numbers may indicate whether the Sixers are true contenders or pretenders. Here are a few benchmarks and statistics to keep an eye on heading into a season filled with championship hopes.

    Possessions for starting lineup: 1,042

    The average number of possessions played in the regular season by the starting lineups of the last 10 title winners, according to the statistical website Cleaning the Glass, which filters out garbage time. The 2025 Oklahoma City Thunder, at 668, had the lowest mark on this list because of injuries to center Chet Holmgren that year.

    This statistic is important because it displays how many reps it might require for a starting lineup, especially those that are adjusting to playing together, to reach a championship level of play.

    For as much as Joel Embiid may be resting throughout the season in an attempt to preserve him for the postseason, they still need to log playing time throughout the season with all five starters playing in the same games. It’s rare when a team can win a championship with a starter — LeBron James is 41 years old entering his 24th NBA season — missing as much time as Holmgren did that season when he played in only 32 games.

    Finding the right balance of playing and resting Embiid will be critical to their title hopes. It’s a formula the Sixers have to get right. If he or another starter misses too much time, the Sixers run the risk of trying to find that chemistry when other teams in the Eastern Conference have already developed it.

    Offensive efficiency: 5th

    The average finish in offensive efficiency for the last 10 championship winning teams in offensive efficiency during the regular season. The lowest-rated title winner in this group was the 2022 Golden State Warriors, who finished 16th in offensive efficiency.

    LeBron James led the Lakers to an NBA title in 2020. Elizabeth Robertson / Staff Photographer

    After that, the last four title winners have had top-five offenses. James and the 2020 Los Angeles Lakers were the only other team to finish outside the top 10 in this category and still win the championship. Two of the last 10 champions had the No. 1 offense (2017 Warriors, 2024 Boston Celtics).

    Defensive efficiency: 6th

    The average finish in defensive efficiency for the last 10 championship winning teams in defensive efficiency during the regular season. The 2023 Denver Nuggets were the lowest of the bunch, as they rode the 15th-best defense to the championship in 2023.

    That defense improved by 3.3 points per 100 possessions in the playoffs. The New York Knicks won the title last season with the seventh-best defense. Prior to that, the 2024 Celtics had the No. 2 defense while the 2025 Thunder had the No. 1 defense.

    Transition rate: 13th last season

    The Sixers’ ranking when it came to percentage of transition possessions last season, according to Cleaning the Glass. That’s a number that likely needs to improve given their personnel. For years, the NBA has tried to emphasize a faster pace of play, since offenses score more efficiently off transition opportunities than in the halfcourt, when the defense has time to set.

    Ideally, the Sixers will be one of the hardest-to-stop teams in transition. Tyrese Maxey led the league in fast-break points with 382, James was second with 343, Jaylen Brown was 10th at 253 and VJ Edgecombe was 14th at 225.

    With four of the top-15 scorers in transition last season, the Sixers need to be one of the most up-tempo teams in the league to maximize this roster’s strengths.

    Defensive rebounding percentage: 26th

    Where the Sixers placed in defensive rebounding percentage last season. Only the Kevin Durant version of the Warriors have won titles in the last decade with a worse position in those rankings than the Sixers had last season. Five of the last six title winners have placed in the top 10 in this statistics, which measures what percentage of all available defensive rebounds a team grabs.

    The difference between Embiid being on and off the floor didn’t have a big impact on the Sixers’ success rate in this area. As a team, the Sixers will have to make a commitment to the glass.

  • Temple kept its starters out of the transfer portal. Peter Clarke and others deserve credit.

    Temple kept its starters out of the transfer portal. Peter Clarke and others deserve credit.

    During the spring, as Temple’s football team started to mesh together returning players and newcomers, via the transfer portal and high school recruits, Peter Clarke, the team’s standout tight end, gathered the entire offense together.

    The native of London, England, who once taught himself how to play football by watching YouTube videos, hosted his side of the ball at his house for a brunch.

    The gesture was one example of Clarke, one of the seven players to earn the single-digit demarcation this season, emerging as a vocal leader for a program looking to build on last season’s 5-7 finish.

    “When it comes to Peter Clarke, I feel like he’s a natural born leader,” said Temple running back Sam Brown, who transferred to the program this spring. “When I got here, I saw that off the jump. He’s always taking account for things, making sure people are doing the right things, and he’s definitely a leader by example, by what he does on and off the field.”

    Clarke is a key returner for Temple, which didn’t lose an eligible starter to the transfer portal earlier this year. The rising senior finished with a career-best 30 catches for 483 yards and six touchdowns last season and is one of the best returning tight ends this season, evidenced by his preseason accolades: the John Mackey Award watchlist, preseason first-team All-American Conference honors from Phil Steele and Athlon Sports, and All-America third team honors at Pro Football Network.

    As the Owls prepare for their season opener on Saturday against Rhode Island (2 p.m., ESPN+), there will be a sense of continuity for the offense, even with a new quarterback under center with transfers Ajani Sheppard and Jaxon Smolik competing for the starting spot. Four of the five starting offensive linemen from last season return, along with wide receivers Jojo Bermudez and Colin Chase, in addition to Clarke.

    Colin Chase (1) and Peter Clarke (88) are among the returning skill players from last season’s roster.Tyger Williams / Staff Photographer

    “When you bring in 50-60 new guys every year, you’re having to reinstall not just the plays, but also the culture, the identity,” Clarke said. “Whereas when you keep everybody, you have position leaders in every group. You have guys who know what it takes and have been in those positions and can guide guys and bring them along a lot quicker. So it means we can [be] more quicker. … We have a big advantage in keeping the position leaders, keeping guys we played [with], and just reinstalling coaches and new guys that not necessarily starting from ground zero.”

    Building foundational blocks

    When K.C. Keeler took over the program 21 months ago after a 11-year run at Sam Houston State, he emphasized that Temple would not be “living in the transfer portal 100%,” and added that he doesn’t want a locker room full of mercenaries, where “guys [are] just here for a year or two, and there’s no fabric, there’s just no continuity.”

    A key part of his plan to help turn the program around was building leadership and advisory board councils among the returning players, as a way to rebuild the team’s culture.

    The message appears to be resonating. Clarke, who says leadership “comes natural to me,” is one of 11 seniors or fifth-year players who have remained on the roster since their freshman seasons and endured the coaching change from Stan Drayton to Keeler.

    “Being a captain on my high school team and leading guys there and coming here and having an impact like I have, and then when success happens, staying at Temple and continuing to grow, helps me step into that [leadership] role,” Clarke said. “I love this program. I love my teammates, and I want this school and this community to bring the energy for us. … When I see guys doing the wrong things, not being accountable, not doing things the way like ‘Temple tough’ football is. It’s my job to hold them accountable and hold myself to that same high standard.”

    Grayson Mains, the team’s starting center for the last two seasons, transferred to Temple from South Carolina before the 2024 season and was also selected by his teammates to be a single-digit player this season.

    He too, understands the importance of continuity and team culture, not only for the success of the program, but for the health of the locker room. He says leaders, like Clarke, himself, and other returning upperclassmen who have been around the program, “know what a bad culture on a team is like” and added that this year “we know what we do and don’t want to see, and just how to push guys the right way.”

    Grayson Mains (center) helps up his quarterback during Temple’s game against Tulane last season.Elizabeth Robertson / Staff Photographer

    “Coach Keeler’s big thing has really been about accountability, and I think I’ve seen it a lot from the players,” said Mains. “Players holding players accountable, and being a lot more respectful to each other. … [We’re] not taking everything personal, because we all know that we’re one team and we’re all fighting for the same goal.”

    Clarke’s leadership hasn’t been just noticed by his teammates. Offensive coordinator Tyler Walker, part of a coaching staff that was also fully retained from last season, called his tight end “the epitome of a single digit.”

    “He’s been in the shoes that a lot of these young guys have been in,” said Walker. “He’s been [at Temple] through the ups and downs, and he’s been through coaching transitions. He’s been a backup. He’s been a freshman, and now he’s also been the guy. … He’s super humble. He wants to be great. He wants to be coached. He wants to be coached hard.

    “He sets expectations for himself, and he brings other guys around him, with him. And that’s the sign of a good leader.”

    ‘Captain’s practices’

    During the summer, coaches are not allowed to administer nor watch practices, according to NCAA rules. But that didn’t stop players from getting work in, led by Clarke and others.

    Clarke and Mains each credit the player-run practices for bonding the team together, and it ultimately set the tone for their expectations this season on North Broad.

    “The biggest emphasis to the transfers that weren’t here [last year] was, ‘Hey, this team’s been through a lot and experienced a lot, and we’re so close to turning this thing around.’ We’re all pushing the same direction and [we told them], ‘It’s time to get in and help us,’” said Clarke. “So [we were] getting those extra captain’s practices in with Army and Navy looks and [their] triple option offense, so that our defense understands what the read keys look like and can develop those habits early, so when we get to the game weeks, it’s not a complete surprise.

    K.C. Keeler has had winning records in the second season of previous stops at Rowan, Delaware, and Sam Houston State.Elizabeth Robertson / Staff Photographer

    “It’s just about, ‘Hey, what’s going to get us over the edge?’ It’s going to be efficient football from the offense. It’s going to be able to stop the run from the defense and just play one complete football game between special teams, offense, and defense.”

    Added Mains: “Over the summer we pushed each other [so much harder]. … We were just able to do so much more, and then especially those summer days, like our OTA days, when coaches weren’t in the building, everybody respects [the leaders] enough to lead those player-run practices on the field and truly get really good work done.”

    At his previous three stops, second seasons for Keeler have been notably fruitful. At Division III Rowan in 1994, the team finished 6-3; in 2003, Delaware won the Football Championship Subdivision championship; and at Sam Houston State in 2015, Keeler led his team to the FCS semifinal.

    After two one-point losses last fall that prevented the Owls from making a bowl game, their players are ready to turn the page.

    “We talk every day about winning championships,” said Mains. “This team hasn’t been to a bowl game in a while and hasn’t seen that American Conference trophy in a while. We’re all striving every single day to be as great as we can to make those goals [happen].”

    Added Chase: “I think we got something special here. It speaks about our program. It speaks about coach K.C. Keeler and the vision that everyone truly believes that Temple football is going to be successful.”

  • Philly’s sports summer saw big events return. Here are five more it would be great to have back.

    Philly’s sports summer saw big events return. Here are five more it would be great to have back.

    Philly’s jam-packed summer of sports has come to a close, but not before it ushered in the return of several events that hadn’t made their way to the city in quite some time.

    From July’s MLB All-Star Game to August’s UFC 330 to the return of the Philadelphia Cycling Classic, there was a great mix of events that came back for the first time in a long time, which begs the question: What other Philly-centric events would it be great to have back?

    In no particular order, here are five among the several sports staples. Some of these still could, some are gone forever, but all of them were authentically Philly while they were here.

    Philadelphia Sports and Big Five Hall of Fame basketball legend and radio personality Sonny Hill (right) at a Sonny Hill League game at McGonigle Hall in the league’s heyday.

    Sonny Hill Community Basketball League

    It wasn’t just that it was responsible for having some of the best players in the NBA to emerge from the league. It was that for over 50 years, at the height of its popularity in Philly, the famed Sonny Hill Basketball League gave thousands of kids, those directly in the city and some from the Philadelphia area, an opportunity to stay off the streets, hone their hoops skills, and create a pathway toward a college education.

    And for a rare few, it was their bridge to superstardom. But nothing stays on a high forever. At its end, Sonny Hill, the Naismith Basketball Hall of Famer and beloved radio jock — who can still be heard on early Sunday mornings on SportsRadio WIP (94.1-FM), where he’s been since 1987 — ran out of steam trying to keep up with the rise of AAU basketball’s popularity.

    In 2015, writer DelGreco Wilson penned a piece on his blog, The Black Cager, which read: The Sonny Hill League facilitated a broader “Philadelphia” identity and solidarity among Philly ballers. The Sonny Hill League helped translate an “I” mentality into a “we” mentality … [but it] has declined in significance. Philly’s basketball community is poorer as a result.”

    Spectators under an umbrella watch as rowers from St. Joseph’s make their way down the Schuylkill on the first day of the 2022 Jefferson Dad Vail Regatta.HEATHER KHALIFA / Staff Photographer

    The Dad Vail Regatta … on the Schuylkill River

    It was the beautiful nuisance Philly just grew to accept. For close to 70 years, the Dad Vail Regatta took over Kelly Drive and a swath of the Schuylkill River to welcome the best college crew teams from across the country.

    The event saw thousands descend upon the banks of the river to cheer on the racers and turn sections of Kelly Drive into full-blown tent parties over the course of the two-day annual spectacular.

    Rowers compete in the 82nd Annual Jefferson Dad Vail Regatta along the Schuylkill River in 2021. TIM TAI / Staff Photographer

    But when the city decided to dredge a section of the river ahead of the event, race organizers scrambled to find a new venue and were pleased and thankful that Camden County commissioners took it on in 2023.

    The race is still going strong and is projected to return to Cooper River as organizers continue to be cagey with a never-say-never attitude about returning what was conceived as Philly’s “boat race weekend” on the Schuylkill.

    Army-Navy Game

    Ninety, as in 9-0. That’s how many times Philadelphia has hosted one of college football’s most electric games: the annual Army-Navy Game, a showdown between the two service academies. The pomp and pageantry that surrounds all of it is one of the best parts about this annual matchup, now a conference game in the American Conference.

    But that hasn’t been the case for quite some time. The last Army-Navy football game played inside Lincoln Financial Field was in 2022, with Army beating Navy in double overtime.

    It’s a game that saw more than two-thirds of its 126-year iteration played in Philly. But over the last few years, the event has traveled to a number of cities but is expected to return to Philly for the 91st time on Dec. 11, 2027.

    WCW wrestling inside the old Philadelphia Civic Center

    While pro wrestling isn’t exactly for everyone, it’s cool to recall a time when there were steel-cage and barbed-wire matches inside the old Philadelphia Civic Center.

    Before Ric Flair greeted the crowd at Sportsradio WIP’s 26th annual Wing Bowl in 2018, he was electrifying crowds routinely inside the old Philadelphia Civic Center in University City. JONATHAN WILSON / For the Inquirer

    In fact, major wrestling houses brought their show to University City just off Penn’s campus, and with their major wrestlers. The venue has hosted wrestling royalty like Ric Flair, Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, Sting, and more. It was the venue for professional wrestling on the East Coast during the 1980s and 1990s.

    But the shows started to dwindle there as wrestling grew in popularity and the Civic Center aged. The building, demolished in 2005, was the beginning, with the baton seemingly passed to the 2300 Arena in Pennsport, which hosts several wrestling matches and other combat sports.

    Just for KiXX …

    Sure, the city is spoiled with having a Major League Soccer team in the Union, but before MLS landed here in 2010, the city was in a bit of a drought for the sport. It had been long since the Atoms and the Fury had played in their since-defunct leagues, and women’s soccer tried twice with different iterations of the Philadelphia Independence.

    The one constant was when the Philadelphia KiXX took to the turf where green carpet met concrete at the old Spectrum. Some of the best KiXX players were guys from Philly neighborhoods who never left and plied their trades here. Goalkeeper Peter Pappas was always tough to beat, and the combination of Pat Morris and former player-coach Don D’Ambra brought crowds out.

    The KiXX shut down operations in 2010, but not before winning the Major Indoor Soccer League title twice while making a number of their players hometown heroes in the process.

  • The winner of ‘American Ninja Warrior’ is a 20-year-old from South Jersey who wants to grow the game: ‘It’s not just a hobby’

    The winner of ‘American Ninja Warrior’ is a 20-year-old from South Jersey who wants to grow the game: ‘It’s not just a hobby’

    Josiah Pippel’s 20th birthday was extra special, as he became the Season 18 winner of American Ninja Warrior. But he had to wait almost a year to share the news.

    Pippel, who’s from Moorestown, smashed his hand down onto the finisher’s button, securing his victory and the $250,000 prize. He was neck and neck with reigning champion Kai Beckstrand until a miscalculation sent Beckstrand into the water for the first time in three years.

    “I’ve been waiting 11 months for this,” Pippel said of the episode, which aired Monday. “The kids I coach would ask me every week, ‘Tell us who won’ … so we had a big watch party at the gym, and it’s been a really cool experience, especially with so much time in between. I had a chance to experience it then, and then kind of die down, and now the high is back again. So it was like winning twice.”

    Pippel has been competing in ninja since he was 7, when he was introduced to it at a birthday party. He trained for 10 years at Movement Lab in Hainesport, Burlington County. American Ninja Warrior, which was inspired by a Japanese show called Sasuke, debuted in 2009.

    “I tried soccer, football, baseball, and I absolutely hated them,” Pippel said. “But since Day 1 with ninja, I fell in love with it.”

    And he’s risen fast within the tight-knit ninja scene. Pippel’s first appearance on screen was in 2020, on Season 2 of American Ninja Warrior Junior, when, at age 13, he reached the semifinals. Two years later, at 15, he became the youngest competitor on the main show and finished eighth.

    This time, cheered on from the sidelines by his family and friends — and even other competitors — Pippel propelled himself off revolving pizza slices to finish the course in style.

    “I have no plans on slowing down,” said Pippel, a six-time national finalist. “Now that I’ve seen the top, I definitely want to stay here and not just [be] one and done. My biggest goal is to go for a second, defend the title, and possibly even a third with Season 20 being announced as well.”

    Josiah Pippel (right) races Kai Beckstrand during the final of “American Ninja Warrior.”NBC

    Despite not leaving the competitive world anytime soon, Pippel is focused on growing his company, Team Ninja Association.

    “Our goal really is to make ninja a proper sport,” Pippel said. “We really want to make an opportunity for the athletes in the sport to grow and kind of to take the sport to the next level, where it’s not just a TV show, it’s not just a hobby, it’s not just something we do on the side. It can be your actual livelihood.”

    Team Ninja Association was established in 2024 and hosts competitions at gyms across the country. It recently found a home at Windsor Ninja Academy in Windsor, Conn.

    Though he has his eye on a Porsche 911, Pippel is planning on using some of his prize money to pour back into the company and advance ninja.

    “I hope to leave a competitive legacy, but also be one of the pioneers of moving the sport forward,” Pippel said. “One of my goals is to try and get collegiate ninja in some form and … give athletes an opportunity to get scholarships for it and go along with the professional route. Give those athletes the opportunity to not have to make a choice between a career and the sport.”

    Pippel, who’s currently a coach at The Grit Ninja in Norwalk, Conn., works closely with the next generation.

    “I think what motivated me in the past was always like my own success,” Pippel said. “Like, I really wanted to do well for me. But I think, now, my biggest motivator is that next generation, and is the kids I coach.

    “I want to be an inspiration to people to go try something new, go try something different because if I had never tried ninja, if I had just stopped when I didn’t enjoy those traditional sports and went, ‘Oh, I guess I’m not athletic,’ I would have never gotten this opportunity.

    “Now 13 years after making that decision to try something new and step a little bit out of my comfort zone, I’m now the American Ninja Warrior champion.”

    “American Ninja Warrior” Josiah Pippel is a 20-year-old from Moorestown.NBC
  • Against the Braves, the Phillies’ mission is much bigger than the NL East

    Against the Braves, the Phillies’ mission is much bigger than the NL East

    Call it the curse of Michael Martínez.

    Fifteen years ago this month, the Phillies closed out a 102-win season by beating the Braves in 13 innings in their regular season finale to cap off a three-game sweep in Atlanta. There was one problem: The Phillies had already locked up the No. 1 seed in the National League, while the Braves needed just one measly win to make the playoffs over the Cardinals, the Phillies’ longtime nemesis. Thanks in large part to Martinez’s game-saving catch in the 10th inning of Game 162, the Phillies wound up playing St. Louis in the divisional round. It didn’t end well.

    The intervening decade and a half has yielded a surprising dearth of memorable late-season series between the Phillies and Braves. As rich as the recent October history is between these two teams, it isn’t a stretch to say that Friday night will mark the start of the biggest regular season matchup between these two teams in at least five years. The last time the Phillies and Braves faced each other this late in the season while this close to each other was 2021, when the Phillies traveled to Atlanta down 2½ games with six games to play. The Braves won all three of those games.

    That 2021 series is worth some consideration as the Phillies carry a four-game deficit into this weekend’s four-game series at Citizens Bank Park. One can argue that the present era’s origin story actually begins there instead of a year later, when the Phillies beat the Braves in the National League Division Series en route to their first World Series appearance since 2009. The magnitude of 2022 was its improbability, and its improbability had every thing to do with 2021.

    Remember Aug. 8, 2021? Zack Wheeler pitched a shutout against the Mets, holding his former team to just three base runners while striking out 11. The victory was the Phillies’ eighth straight and left them with a two-game lead over the Mets and a 2½-game lead over the Braves atop the NL East. In less than a week, Atlanta was in first place. In less than two months, the Braves were World Series champions.

    The Phillies’ eventual postseason victories over the Braves in 2022 and 2023 would have been sweet even without the disappointments that preceded them. But they would not have signified what they did. The Phillies turned out to have a roster that was the exact opposite of what it had steadily led us to believe. They were a team that, regardless of circumstances, demanded that you give them the benefit of the doubt.

    Brandon Marsh (left) celebrates with Rob Thomson after the Phillies’ 2023 NLDS win over the Braves.Yong Kim / Staff Photographer

    Therein lie the stakes of this weekend’s series and the one that will follow in Atlanta next weekend. The most pressing concern is the concrete one: Seven games against a team that holds a four-game lead for both the division title and one of the NL’s two wild-card-round byes. Although it would take six wins in seven games, there is at least a chance the Phillies could be in first place in the NL East before the Eagles kickoff in Week 1. There’s also a chance they could be virtually eliminated from that possibility.

    The bigger drama is the existential stakes.

    Five years after that 2021 disappointment, which itself came three years after the Fightin’ Gabe Kaplers held onto first place for a month only to lose 31 of 43 and watch the Braves celebrate, the Phillies can become a team that has come full circle in one of two opposite directions. In the minds of many, their trajectory since the 2023 NLDS playoff win over Atlanta has been a regression toward who they were in September of 2021, and for much of the four seasons prior. Such a characterization drastically undersells what they have accomplished. They are trending toward five straight playoff berths, two straight division titles, and an improved regular season win total throughout. But it also speaks to the maddening nature of this team that it has spent the entire time yo-yoing between the bottom falling out and the top blowing off and neither of them ever happening. Maddening, but also impressive.

    Therein lies the intrigue of the next 10 days. The Phillies have arrived at a moment where both outcomes will feel equally possible in every game they play. That is usually the way the vibe feels in a true prove-it moment.

    “Hopefully the weather starts cooling down, get a little bit of fall weather feel, and it starts feeling playoff-y, and the fan base is going to be rocking and rolling, and look forward to a rowdy weekend,” Phillies slugger Kyle Schwarber said after they wrapped up an interminable West Coast swing that saw them win six of their last seven games.

    This next week and a half is as much about setting a tone as it is about winning the NL East or securing a first-round playoff bye. It is an opportunity to summon ghosts, of either Red October or Black September.

  • The Big Picture: A bike race returns, a greased-pole run, and the best Philly sports photos of the week

    The Big Picture: A bike race returns, a greased-pole run, and the best Philly sports photos of the week

    As we head into Labor Day Weekend, we say goodbye to one of the busiest sports summers in Philadelphia history, one that included a World Cup, an MLB All-Star Game, and much, much more. One of the summer’s final events was the return of the Philly Cycling Classic, but there was also a one-of-a-kind event on the Delaware River and a Sixers rookie locked in a glass gaming truck in South Philly.

    As they do each Friday, Inquirer photo editors picked the best sports images from the last seven days. Even with the Phillies on the West Coast, there was plenty to choose from for this week’s Big Picture …

    Sixers rookie Labaron Philon Jr. spent several hours locked in a glass gaming truck on Tuesday outside of Geno’s Steaks as part of a promotion for “NBA 2K27”Jose F. Moreno / Staff Photographer
    Germany’s Tim Torn Teutenberg crosses the finish line to win the men’s race in the Philadelphia Cycling Classic on Sunday.Monica Herndon / Staff Photographer
    Second-place finisher Ronald Donaldson (from left), winner Tim Torn Teutenberg, and third-place finisher Jonas Rutsch celebrate on the podium after the men’s race.Jose F. Moreno / Staff Photographer
    The peloton heads up to Lemon Hill near the official fan fest for the Philly Cycling Classic in Philadelphia.Tom Gralish / Staff Photographer
    The peloton races along Kelly Drive during the men’s race.Tom Gralish / Staff Photographer
    Competitors in the men’s race make the climb up the famed Manayunk Wall on Sunday.David Maialetti / Staff Photographer
    Jen (left) and Brett Garman (center), of Lancaster, take a break from lunch at Taqueria Amor on Main Street in Manayunk to watch the second full lap of the men’s race.David Maialetti / Staff Photographer
    Competitors in the men’s race get cooled off thanks to O’Brien’s Water Hole along The Wall.David Maialetti / Staff Photographer
    Philadelphia Mayor Cherelle L. Parker cheers on the women’s competitors near the finish line Sunday.Jose F. Moreno / Staff Photographer
    Chiara Consonni cheers after winning the women’s race.Monica Herndon / Staff Photographer
    Second-place finisher Alexandra Volstad (from left), winner Chiara Consonni, and third-place finisher Ella Sabo celebrate on the podium.Jose F. Moreno / Staff Photographer
    Influencer Jacklyn Romano leads the Sweat & Sculpt Pilates class at the Friends Select School on Saturday.Tyger Williams / Staff Photographer
    Keilan Barber of Philadelphia grabbed the flag then did a flip into the water in the finals to win the Red Bull Run at Spruce Street Harbor Park on Saturday. The annual run features contestants trying to grab a flag at the end of a greased pole hanging over the Delaware River.Elizabeth Robertson / Staff Photographer
    Mike Kablack of Philadelphia was one of three contestants to capture the flag during the Red Bull Run at Spruce Street Harbor Park.Elizabeth Robertson / Staff Photographer
    Souderton’s Ezra Landis, who lost in the final, was one of the three competitors to grab the flag.Elizabeth Robertson / Staff Photographer
    Villanova linebacker Tyler Cain (top) stops William & Mary running back Jah’kei Chavis.Yong Kim / Staff Photographer
    Merrill Reese talks with his spotter, Bill Werndl, right, in the broadcast booth before the Eagles’ preseason finale against the Cincinnati Bengals. Reese is entering his 50th year of announcing.Monica Herndon / Staff Photographer
    Eagles running back Carson Steele stretches for the end zone as he scores a touchdown past Bengals linebacker Jack Dingle.Monica Herndon / Staff Photographer
  • Josh Shapiro’s measles response — and its backlash — reignites COVID-19 fury

    Josh Shapiro’s measles response — and its backlash — reignites COVID-19 fury

    A contagious airborne disease spreads. The tally of cases climbs higher as a vaccine debate rages among the public and their elected officials. Politicians point fingers at each other, arguing over the release of information and the steps that some consider “draconian.”

    The measles outbreak this year represents a far different public health crisis than the COVID-19 pandemic that wreaked havoc across the nation and the rest of the world six years ago.

    But with Pennsylvania at the center of a national conversation around a disease once considered eradicated in the U.S. because of widespread vaccination, the ensuing political rhetoric on measles has a familiar ring.

    Republican critics of Gov. Josh Shapiro’s announcement last week of two measles-associated deaths in Lancaster County — the first reported in the country this year — have repeatedly evoked the COVID pandemic in their critiques.

    Shapiro, as the Democratic nominee for governor four years ago, said during his last campaign that his party got parts of its COVID response wrong, such as vaccine mandates. But he defended the party line in court because of his role as the state’s attorney general.

    Now two months before voters decide on whether to reelect him, the governor’s detractors have condemned both his handling of the measles deaths and his administration’s simultaneous push for a string of new regulations aimed at fighting infectious diseases.

    “IT’S COVID ALL OVER AGAIN — BUT WORSE!!!” State Rep. Russ Diamond, a conservative Republican from Lebanon County, wrote Sunday in a lengthy social media post that led with three fire alarm emoji. The post followed other online comments in which Diamond speculated that Shapiro was broadcasting the measles deaths to “justify the draconian” regulatory proposal.

    Treasurer Stacy Garrity, the governor’s Republican challenger this fall, has echoed those recent comments from others in her party as she seeks to close a gap in the polls. She’s leaning into a message that appears strikingly similar to the one used by State Sen. Doug Mastriano, Shapiro’s 2022 Republican opponent who lost by double digits.

    In a video on social media, Garrity said Shapiro proposed “mandates that would make draconian COVID-era restrictions blush.” His “highly staged, partisan news conference” about measles, she added, “demonstrated just how dangerous his proposed mandates could be.”

    Shapiro’s Department of Health proposed the regulations earlier this year, before the state reported its first measles-associated deaths in three decades. The 502-page proposal, according to the state, would bolster officials’ ability to manage the outbreak of diseases, including isolation protocols and the reporting of identified cases. It’s been in the works for years and does not specifically refer to the 2026 measles outbreak, though it could play a role in managing such crises.

    “People want to raise some level of panic and anxiety here,” said Ericka Hayes, the senior medical director of infection prevention at the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, who has reviewed the proposal and is concerned about the “alarmist rhetoric” emerging around it. “But the spirit of this, and what is written in the document, as far as I’ve read, really is focused on appropriate measures for response to public health, infectious disease crises.”

    The governor’s office said the regulations were not yet final, and the governor will weigh in after public comment concludes later this month.

    “Disease outbreaks are serious, and Pennsylvania is confronting that reality right now,” Rosie Lapowsky, Shapiro’s spokesperson, said in a statement, which pointed to the reported 540 measles cases in the state.

    “The Governor’s philosophy that will guide the final regulations is that public health depends on trust, and building that trust means respecting individual rights, involving parents in decisions that affect their children, and ensuring government works closely with the people it serves,” she said.

    Shapiro also emphasized trust last week when he publicly clashed with U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., whom he blamed for spreading vaccine misinformation, saying Pennsylvania was seeing the negative consequences in the growing outbreak of a vaccine-preventable disease.

    Democrats like State Rep. Tarik Khan, a Philadelphia Democrat and nurse practitioner, have come to Shapiro’s defense. In a livestreamed conversation with other legislators who are also healthcare professionals, Khan said the governor “rightly spoke truth to power” by targeting Kennedy.

    Still, the way Shapiro took a leading role in announcing the measles-related deaths made what could have been two disconnected issues — the outbreak and the separate regulations proposal — “into a conflagration” that is giving “lots of people flashbacks to” COVID, particularly conservatives who believed there was government overreach, said Chris Nicholas, a Harrisburg-based GOP consultant.

    “We’re getting back into a situation where all the usual subjects are going to be relitigating the COVID pandemic restrictions or rules because this has given everyone an excuse to dredge it back up again,” Nicholas said. “I don’t know if the general public is ready for that. But the politicos are certainly ready for that.”

    COVID, measles, and mitigation

    The pandemic was unlike the measles outbreak in Pennsylvania in many ways.

    When the COVID-19 virus started widely spreading in early 2020, the effects and severity for different parts of the population were unknown. Public health officials scrambled to track and contain the virus. For a year, vaccines were not widely available.

    On the other hand, doctors have been writing about measles since at least the ninth century, according to the CDC. And healthcare providers have been required to report the disease to federal authorities since 1912.

    Vaccines, available since the 1960s, are required for children to start school, although Pennsylvania has some of the nation’s most lenient exemption rules. The measles, mumps, and rubella combination shot currently in use is one of the “most-studied vaccines” in part because of misinformation that has circulated about its safety over the last several decades. For example, studies have shown, over and over, that childhood vaccination is not linked to autism.

    Kennedy, a longtime anti-vaccine activist, has sought to upend federal vaccine policy at the helm of the country’s top health agency at a time when rising vaccine hesitancy increasingly divides Republicans and Democrats, and measles outbreaks are resurging.

    Across the country this year, 47 states have reported 2,887 confirmed cases of measles, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s weekly update last Thursday.

    Pennsylvania’s Department of Health reported 540 cases as of Wednesday. The two “measles-associated deaths” — which state health officials consider as deaths where evidence of measles is present — that were identified by the state last week remained the only such deaths.

    Shapiro’s decision to withhold any identifying information about the cases his administration reported — such as the victims’ ages, or if they had other health conditions — quickly led to an information vacuum that allowed skeptics — including Kennedy — to question the deaths, independent public health experts said. Shapiro’s administration, however, maintains that state law bars the governor from sharing more information about the individual victims.

    Lancaster County Coroner Stephen Diamantoni, an elected Republican and a physician, drew wide attention for saying he did not believe measles contributed to a newborn’s death. Diamantoni said measles was noted as a significant condition “contributing to death but not resulting in the underlying cause” on the death certificate because the baby tested positive for measles.

    National Institutes of Health Director Jay Bhattacharaya, in a Fox News appearance on Saturday, said Shapiro was “politicizing the issue.”

    “What the governor is doing is he’s playing this out over the airwaves for political purposes just like what happened during COVID,” said Bhattacharaya, an appointee of President Donald Trump.

    The pandemic comparisons erupted as Pennsylvania Republicans began to connect the measles outbreak to the regulatory proposal, which is currently being reviewed by the state’s Independent Regulatory Review Commission. The proposal became public on Aug. 8 and is open for public comment until Sept. 21.

    The lengthy document details what the department described as “much needed amendments” to align the state with recommendations from experts like the CDC and the American Academy of Pediatrics.

    The proposed changes are numerous — including expanding the list of diseases that must be reported to the state and the protocols for pulling children out of school if they contract certain illnesses.

    Instead of the current 24-hour requirement for healthcare practitioners to disclose measles cases, the cases would need to be reported “immediately by telephone” to the state.

    State House Minority Leader Jesse Topper, a Bedford County Republican, compared the regulations to “oppressive COVID-era policies” and called on Shapiro to rescind them. In a statement, he said they would allow the state to interview students in school without notifying their legal guardian.

    Garrity said in her statement Saturday that the regulations would allow the administration to “conduct warrantless searches of private property, access patients’ confidential medical records and require schools to give those officials one-on-one, private access to students.”

    She did not elaborate on which specific regulations raised those concerns when responding to a request for comment from The Inquirer. The Department of Health pushed back on Garrity’s claims as inaccurate.

    Hayes, the CHOP expert, said the regulations are a step toward “further fleshing out” long-used practices like contact tracing, which involves identifying individuals exposed to an infectious case to keep them from infecting more people. Those methods are “really important” in the context of the ongoing measles outbreak, she said, given that measles is so contagious that nine in 10 unvaccinated people will be infected if exposed, and children are especially vulnerable.

    Critics who misrepresent the state’s proposal as a way to invade people’s privacy or take their property is deeply worrying, she said.

    “They’re trying to vilify a work process for controlling infectious outbreaks that has been in place for centuries, and it’s dangerous,” Hayes said.

    COVID flashback

    Under Shapiro’s predecessor, Pennsylvania took an aggressive approach to public safety surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic.

    Former Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf’s moves included a requirement that children wear masks in school — a rule later struck down by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court — and the temporary closure of “nonessential” businesses.

    As attorney general at the time, Shapiro defended the state’s actions in court as his legal duty. In a video that has reemerged and been widely shared since his measles news conference, Shapiro appears with his son to warn the public that “yes, you can” get in trouble for having a gathering at home or in public.

    By March of 2021, just 40% of Pennsylvanians approved of Wolf’s handling of the crisis, according to a Muhlenberg College poll. Shapiro’s eventual opponent, Mastriano, in some ways became the face of the public opposition.

    But as Shapiro campaigned for governor in 2022, he began to distance himself from Wolf’s actions, saying “too many Pennsylvanians could not get the help they needed during COVID,” and government needed to be more responsive — though Republicans continued to tie them together.

    By the summer of that year, Shapiro had fully broken with fellow Democrats on mask and vaccine mandates, saying he opposed them.

    “This is an area where I think folks got it wrong,” Shapiro said of school and business shutdowns, in an August 2022 interview with the Associated Press. “And to me, that’s the approach we need to take more broadly as a public, which is to educate, empower, and respect people’s personal decisions and respect their personal freedom to make those choices.”

    Campaign messaging

    Shapiro’s campaign did not respond to questions about Garrity and others tying his measles response and regulatory proposal to the pandemic — a new messaging strategy in a race where the Republican nominee has at times struggled to find her footing.

    “It feels like this is probably just what’s going to happen for the next 60 days,” said J.J. Abbott, a Democratic consultant and former spokesperson for Wolf.

    Abbott said he believed the criticisms are likely aimed at energizing a base of Republican voters who have not shown the same enthusiasm for Garrity and other GOP candidates as they did in 2024, when Trump won Pennsylvania and Republicans swept the other statewide races.

    Garrity’s statement alludes to some of that potential energy while also contending she showed restraint by waiting for “four days for additional information before issuing a statement about Josh Shapiro’s latest political stunt, despite calls from members of my own base to attack Josh Shapiro.”

    Whether or not voters will be swayed by attacks on Shapiro’s handling of the issue is an open question.

    Shapiro already beat a candidate who ran on nearly the same message on government overreach during a health crisis. That fact, combined with the vast differences between the novel coronavirus and measles, could mean those criticisms largely fall flat with voters, Abbott said.

    “Something that comes off as anti-vaccine for measles isn’t going to be very persuasive or appealing to the vast majority of voters, because most of them are vaccinated and almost all of them get their kids vaccinated,” Abbott said.

    Nicholas, the Republican consultant, said the latest developments had resonated with many conservatives who were still concerned about government overreach during COVID.

    He also pointed to the fact that both Shapiro, during his reelection as attorney general, and Garrity, in her first campaign for treasurer, won campaigns during the pandemic in 2020 and that he wasn’t surprised both sides were bringing up familiar themes six years later.

    “Politicians love things that are familiar,” Nicholas said.

    Staff writer Aubrey Whelan contributed to this article.

    This story was updated to reflect that the governor plans to weigh in on the Department of Health’s proposed regulations once public comment concludes on Sept. 21.

  • Horoscopes: Friday, Sept. 4, 2026

    Horoscopes: Friday, Sept. 4, 2026

    ARIES (March 21-April 19). You’re leadership instinct is on point today and you have an immediate sense for what action needs to be taken and by whom. If there isn’t such a person close at hand, you cast a wide net and find someone to fill the role.

    TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The same story can be gossip or kindness depending on why it’s being told. Listen with one ear on the words and the other on the motive. Kind motives will leave everyone richer in dignity and goodwill.

    GEMINI (May 21-June 21). The reason you get such consistent results is that you have standards in place. But for new endeavors, it’s best to start without them. Stay in learning mode a while. By getting a sense of what to reasonably expect, you’ll avoid frustration.

    CANCER (June 22-July 22). Ideas behave differently from most things. Spending one rarely leaves you with fewer. In fact, they seem to invite each other. You’ll toss a few around today, and they will start to take root over the weekend.

    LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Every situation has its own temperature. Some need another log on the fire. Others need a window opened. You’re unusually good at telling the difference. That’s one reason people trust you when it’s your turn to lead today.

    VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Success is no longer doing the job you already know you can do. Now it’s doing the job that only you can do. Success is reaching for the impossible and expecting to fail gloriously and often.

    LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). After weeks of familiar faces enacting the same patterns, someone new will step through your scene. All they need is the slightest interest from you, and it’s on. This relationship has real potential for mutuality and magic.

    SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Good partnerships aren’t built from matching talents. They’re built from complementary ones. Today you have a gift for recognizing strengths that have very little in common with your own and will therefore be useful in a team effort.

    SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Someone is paying closer attention than you realize. Your casual reaction will become their memory. So make sure you’re intent on encouragement, laughter, curiosity and the like. It will echo far beyond the moment.

    CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You want to write a brand-new story for your future. This requires that you look back. Unless you understand the patterns that brought you here, you’re likely to repeat them. Some are great, but still not a “new story.”

    AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It’s a day to give people lots of chances to succeed. If you decide too quickly that they are not going to deliver what you want, you’ll have to eat your words later. Stay hopeful and patient.

    PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). A gift loses its sparkle if it’s expected. You are such a gift. If people grow too accustomed to your generosity, they may stop seeing it as generosity at all. It’s OK to hold back a little. Your restraint will keep them from taking you for granted.

    TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept. 4). It’s your Year of Daily Victories. Success is not contained in the trophies of the future; it’s in today’s achievement. And it is always “today.” You’ll set the right goals, rack them up and create meaningful transformation. More highlights: Three teachers for what you most need to know — and you’ll wind up melding these lessons into a unique take you’ll share widely. Profits from a new endeavor. Leo and Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 3, 7, 12, 5 and 14.

  • Dear Abby | Bartender mom pretends she’s younger and childless

    Dear Abby | Bartender mom pretends she’s younger and childless

    DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend, “Evan,” and his mother, “Mitzi,” tell people they are siblings. I love my boyfriend, but I don’t feel comfortable lying for him, and I wish he wouldn’t lie for his mother. Evan is in his early 30s. His mother is in her early 50s, though she tells people she is 10 years younger.

    Mitzi has worked in the hospitality industry since Evan was a young child. Back then, she claims restaurant managers wouldn’t give parents preferred shifts due to their childcare-related schedule conflicts. For her entire career, she has kept up the lie that she’s younger than she is and childless, and that Evan is actually her brother. She now claims that if the managers she works for knew her real age, they would discriminate against her because she’s older than the other young, hip bartenders.

    Evan has worked with his mother at several restaurants and has helped her keep up the lie with coworkers and mutual friends they have met at various jobs over the years. My instincts tell me the real reason his mother doesn’t fess up now is because she doesn’t want to tell longtime acquaintances she has been lying to them for years.

    I wouldn’t want to blow her cover if this false narrative really protects her in her industry. There have been several instances where I have interacted with these misinformed friends, and it makes me extremely uncomfortable. Evan hasn’t asked me to lie to his friends for him, but I know if I don’t, his social circle would be confused and likely hurt. I don’t want to lie, but I’m also scared of the consequences of telling the truth or accidentally spilling the beans. Please help!

    — TANGLED WEB

    DEAR TANGLED WEB: Do any of these folks come out and ask you how old Evan’s mother is or whether they might not be brother and sister? Ageism is a fact, and many people lie about their ages for any number of reasons. If being involved with two people who are untruthful about their circumstances makes you uncomfortable, then you need to rethink the relationship. From where I sit, you are about to put your foot on the third rail, my dear, and if you do, it doesn’t take a crystal ball to predict that your relationship with your boyfriend and his mother will vaporize.

    ** ** **

    DEAR ABBY: I am a 28-year-old woman who can’t stop overthinking. Lately, more than ever, I realize that I’m still alone, have not found anybody to settle down with and have no children. When I scroll on social media, I see all my friends who have recently married or had babies. It appears that they are all progressing and are happily content. Am I doing something wrong? Where should I be spending my time? Am I worried about the wrong things? Should I just let things be the way they are?

    — OVERLOOKED IN IOWA

    DEAR OVERLOOKED: Please stop comparing yourself to your friends. What you perceive they have is not important. Think honestly about your own life and desires. Are you actually lonely? If so, seek out social groups in your areas of interest. As you make new friends, remember to stay open to romance, but don’t obsess about it. If you simply try to have fun with people, you may be surprised by what develops.